Adult SMS / Text Messages

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

A girl phoned me

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (240 votes, average: 3.34 out of 5)
*Loading...

A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

Come here, take off your pents and knickers

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (223 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)
*Loading...

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!

What's an average 6 inch long

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (333 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)
*Loading...

What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (352 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
*Loading...

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Girl fully exhausted

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (358 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)
*Loading...

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (392 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)
*Loading...

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.