Adult SMS / Text Messages

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive