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I really deeply wish ... on my bed

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I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.


posted in Adult SMS


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2 men went 2 a callgirl

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."


posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Catch her by her waist...Put ur lips on her lips...

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Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI


posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Cheating kion ?

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Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?


posted in Adult SMS

Difference between stress, tension & panic

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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant


posted in Adult SMS

Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

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Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p


posted in Adult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes


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A junior needs a name

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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name


posted in Adult SMS

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