Adult SMS / Text Messages
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
This is ur friend
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'