SMS4Smile.com

Adult SMS messages collection in Hindi / Urdu & English


Upcoming event's sms for 13 May 2008:- Mother's day sms

Adult SMS Messages Collection

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (221 votes, average: 3.42 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

A nice collection of slightly adult sms messages collection.

Collection of slightly adult sms / text messages in roman urdu, hindi and english. some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, adult messages, adult sms jokes, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms etc..

posted in Adult SMS

Can kids of our age have kids?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (225 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (151 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (176 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

He came at night, explored my body ….

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (90 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

posted in Adult SMS

I really deeply wish … on my bed

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (78 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

posted in Adult SMS

2 men went 2 a callgirl

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (196 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (155 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

posted in Adult SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, Misleading SMS

1 2 3 ... 5 Next »
  • Advertisement

  • SMS of the day

  • Join our group and receive "SMS of the day" delivered directly into your mailbox.

    Email:

  • Jokes RSS