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A girl phoned me

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A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

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In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

What's an average 6 inch long

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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Girl fully exhausted

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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"