Adult SMS / Text Messages
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books And Study
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."
Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant