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Caught sleeping together

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)


posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.


posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"


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Short thing gets longer

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Click here for answer!
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posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS, Riddle SMS

Perfect example of good & bad luck

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What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)


posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Can kids of our age have kids?

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".


posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Interesting line on girl's T-shirt

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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)



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