Adult SMS / Text Messages
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books And Study
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.