What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'