A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.