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Collection of slightly adult sms jokes & text messages. Some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes adult sms jokes, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, funny adult sms, adult sms messages, Latest / New adult sms, adult messages, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms collection

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Caught sleeping together

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

Even the driver say's so ...

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A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'

The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'

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What is 6" inch long

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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS

Can we do romance in the midnight today

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Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS


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Short thing gets longer

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

Click here for answer!
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posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS, Riddle SMS

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