(232 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)
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posted in Adult SMS
(632 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5) Loading ...Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS
(896 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5) Loading ...In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS
(858 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
(354 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5) Loading ...A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
posted in Adult SMS, Misleading SMS, Riddle SMS
(436 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
(403 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ...Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS
(251 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5) Loading ...Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
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