NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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Cheating kion ?
(135 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)
Loading...Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
A junior needs a name
(220 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
Sardar on phone:
(386 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
A girl phoned me
(241 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)Loading...A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Last nite i went 2 bed without u...cold,naked...
(154 votes, average: 3.19 out of 5)Loading...Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"
Come here, take off your pents and knickers
(223 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)Loading...Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!
What's an average 6 inch long
(334 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Always start your day with a lot of S E X ...
(354 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)Loading...Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
Girl fully exhausted
(359 votes, average: 3.30 out of 5)Loading...A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"
In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
(395 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)Loading...In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
(1,406 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"