Go Quote by Wyatt Cenac

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on…

— Hugh Masekela

Humour is the shortest road from one person to another.

— Georges Wolinski

“Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.”

— Amber Dusick

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

I am a walking joke.

— Bianca Del Rio

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

— Jenny Eclair

You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there.

— Genndy Tartakovsky

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

— Harold Ramis

“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty…

— Greg Knauss

We always joke about how I'm on the road and they'll be like, 'Man, you need to take a shower.' Nah, it ain't Saturday.…

— Paul Wall

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

— Ted Danson

It's very gratifying sometimes to make yourself the butt of the joke because it bursts your bubble.

— John Bishop