Quote by Will Rogers Download Open image ““The only way to beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.”” — Will Rogers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You can’t beat death but you can beat death in life, sometimes.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
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“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.” — Anvita Ahuja Copy Share Image
“He was getting to the point that he didn't understand why tax attorneys didn't just kill themselves.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“Any society that produces twice as many lawyers as it does poets and preachers is doomed.” — John Fogarty Copy Share Image
“The best thing about killing is nothing can compensate the damages one makes.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost, or had such a bad case that no… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
