Attorneys Quote by Orson Scott Card

“He was never entirely sure what financial services meant. It seemed to cover a spectrum from innocent to guilty and then extremely guilty with…

— Kate Atkinson

“The only way to beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.”

— Will Rogers

“He said that there was death and taxes, and taxes was worse, because at least death didn’t happen to you every year.”

— Terry Pratchett

“He didn’t know whether to kill himself, or someone else.”

— Jennifer Hillier

“He did what good lawyers always do. He shifted his argument in the direction his audience was already going.”

— Jeffrey Toobin

“Maybe you should be a lawyer.” “I can’t think of anything worse.”

— John Grisham

“They killed him because he was too innocent to live. He was young and ignorant and silly and he got involved. He had no…

— Graham Greene

“They swore in the jury, and then the lawyer for the prostitution got up and begun.”

— Mark Twain

“He died a suspicious death. But only because he was a politician, and everything he did was suspicious.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I am motivated by thoughts of my sorrowful little client and the screwing that he got. I'm the only lawyer Donny Ray has, and…

— John Grisham

“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.”

— Anvita Ahuja

“I decided to eat my legal counsel, because at 200 bucks an hour it was either that or pay the man. And he was…

— Jarod Kintz