Alcohol Quote by W. C. Fields

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

— Tommy Cooper

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

— Tommy Cooper

I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!

— Tommy Cooper

I never drank any in my life. Never have. Just never liked the taste of whiskey, and beer I don't care for at all.

— Porter Wagoner

I contented myself with whiskey, for medicinal purposes. It helped numb my various aches and pains. Not that the alcohol actually reduced the pain;…

— Haruki Murakami

I usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have.

— Rebecca Ward

I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention…

— Lewis Black

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

— Dean Martin

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.

— Claude Williams

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

— Daniel Silva

“I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.”

— Tommy Cooper

I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure.

— Sebastian Bach