Humor Quote by Veronica Rossi

“I’m still going to eat them. How much is going to depend on how seriously they piss me off by the time I get…

— Julie Kagawa

“But they’re careful to avoid overpredation in certain areas, lest the fish remember this is a bad spot.”

— Andrew Mayne

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just…

— Jarod Kintz

“Fortunately they have started offering a liquid breakfast here. A liquid lunch as well, if necessary. It saves quite a bit of chewing.”

— Hendrik Groen

“Not bad. Have you been eating bunnies?”

— L.J. Smith

“And what about the piranhas?” “I doubt the fishies’ll snack on anything critical.” He leaned in to murmur at her ear, “They only go…

— Kresley Cole

“The ruggers followed me all the way to the cafeteria. I felt like the Pied Piper, except that the rats probably weren't offering to…

— Justine Larbalestier

“Sitting still and wishing Makes no person great; The good Lord sends the fishing, But you must dig the bait!”

— Daryl Hoole

“We wouldn't eat an important person like you. Sometimes we'll take a sailor, but —" He shrugged. "— so would you if it was always fish.”

— Clive Barker

“Alan:I don’t know what they did with all the crusts from the sandwiches. Maybe they put them out for the birds after everyone had…

— J.L. Merrow

“I can’t recommend the food at that place, because they wouldn’t let me eat.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Try to keep your line in the water as much as possible. That’s where the fish are.” Best tip I ever got.”

— Kirk Deeter