I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Learning an instrument isn't about becoming a star anymore than learning to swim means you want to become a haddock — Nick Mason Copy Share Image
“You want to free him? Let's gut him like a haddock. Quicker and far more satisfying.” — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
“Listen closely...this is the most important thing you need to know while you're here. Do not eat the haddock. They've been overcooking… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“You can smack some people in the face with a haddock and they’ll still call it a mouse if a mouse is… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
