Funny Quote by Superman

“My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”

— Henny Youngman

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses.…

— David Lee Roth

I never had a drink at all till I was 38. I'm just not a drinker. I go days without drinking.

— Marco Pierre White

We've reached the age where we can't function without our glasses. Especially if they're empty...Cheers!!..

— Anonymous

My dad drank pretty heavily, and he never missed a day of work in his life. So I never looked at drinking as a…

— Alex Trebek

Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the…

— Anonymous

“Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.”

— Kai Starr

My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.

— Paul Henderson

Old wine and friends improve with age.

— Italian Proverb

When you're 84, a 70-year-old is still pretty young.

— Christian Horner

No matter how old I get Ill never need glasses to see your beauty.

— Anonymous

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

— Joe E. Lewis