Comedy Quote by Stephanie Kate Strohm

“We hear you shoot like a man.” “You heard wrong,” Lynn said coldly. “I shoot like a woman.”

— Mindy McGinnis

“And therein lies the void between the sexes. Women want long looks and deep discussions, and men want to ride and shoot.” Captain Bryant…

— Julie Klassen

“I finally decide to trust a guy and he shoots me.”

— Susan Sleeman

“She handed him her gun. “Down,” she ordered. “Shoot anybody that comes into view.” “What about you?” “No, don’t shoot me.” “I mean where…

— James Rollins

“I’ll shoot,” she murmured against his rock-solid pecs, burrowing the muzzle of her Glock into his abdomen. “Go ahead, sweetheart. Add it to the…

— Zoe Forward

“Stay away from boys. They'll either throw rocks or look up your skirt.”

— Gillian Flynn

“Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to…

— Joss Stirling

“The summer I turned sixteen, I shot a man.”

— Anonymous

“You want me to shoot him? I can make it look like an accident.”

— Mary Calmes

“I don’t like boys.” I shook my head. “That’s no impediment to them. Madame raised gentlemen of both sexes.”

— Ada Palmer

“I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.”

— Katie Graykowski

“You should shoot. I should shoo.”

— Jarod Kintz