Condescending Quote by Scott Adams Download Open image “If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.” — Scott Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Condescending Done Trouble Unix
UNIX always presumes you know what you're doing. You're the human being, after all, and it is a mere operating system. — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. — Dennis Ritchie Copy Share Image
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. — Henry Spencer Copy Share Image
UNIX is simple and coherent, but it takes a genius (or at any rate, a programmer) to understand and appreciate its simplicity. — Dennis Ritchie Copy Share Image
Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. — Douglas Gwyn Copy Share Image
I don't have any authority over Linux other than this notion that I know what I'm doing. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
I got tired of people complaining that it was too hard to use UNIX because the editor was too complicated. — Bill Joy Copy Share Image
UNIX is a user-friendly operating system. It just picks its friends more carefully than others. — David Wolfe Copy Share Image
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it. — Alan Perlis Copy Share Image
I think the major good idea in Unix was its clean and simple interface: open, close, read, and write. — Ken Thompson Copy Share Image
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I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
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