Humorous Quote by Rachel Hawkins

“We're going to the Underworld," Izzy said. She bounced a little as she said it, her eyes bright and her tone implying that "the…

— Rachel Hawkins

The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the…

— Peter Medawar

Almost makes you want to go to jail out here, doesn't it?

— William J. Clinton

“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.”

— Michael A. Arnzen

“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on…

— Joey Comeau

“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.”

— K.M. Parr

The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either…

— Mark Twain

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole…

— Mike Harding

“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.…

— Dorothy Parker

“Is there any holy beings like human beings?”

— Lailah Gifty Akita