Funny facebook status Quote by Punkinhead Abhishek

When my mom start using facebook she dun even care if I die in front of her .

— Honey Babe

I'm pretty sure Facebook was invented by someone who wants me to fail Law school.

— Anonymous

Can't be exposing your life on Facebook then tell us to mind our own business that's like dangling candy in front of a child…

— Kris( McFatridge) Terry

Most people hate that their mum has a Facebook page, but I love that my mum does.

— Miley Cyrus

I'm a really bad liar. My mom finds out every time, especially now that she's got Facebook.

— Pixie Lott

We are pretty firm believers in the fact that you make your own fate, with or without the Facebook ordeal.

— Tyler Winklevoss

If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.

— Anonymous

I deleted my Facebook account when I was 19 because it didn't bring out good qualities in me. I figured, 'Well my mom's got…

— Jesse Plemons

Remember That My Facebook Account Is Oldder That Your Child.

— Tao Maseko

I'm not a big fan of young kids having Facebook. It's not something they need. It's not necessary.

— Michelle Obama

All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know......

— Anonymous