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“No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.” quote by Phyllis Diller
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“No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.”

Phyllis Diller

About This Quote

Source Stand-up routine: Phyllis Diller, 1970s

Pretending guests are early eases personal anxiety about being unprepared.

In simple terms: Pretend guests are early to reduce anxiety.

Key Takeaway

Adjust expectations to stay calm.

Themes

social anxiety hospitality preparation

Mood

lighthearted self‑aware

Type

humorous advice

When to use this quote

  • hosting events
  • meeting deadlines
  • public speaking

Key Concepts

psychology social etiquette

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can you balance readiness and flexibility?
  • What does this reveal about your self‑expectations?
A Different Perspective

May cause unnecessary pressure to be perfect.

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