Guests Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Guests Matter No matter what Not ready Ready Time
“Arriving early at a party is always awkward. If you hang back and wait you look like someone who the cops should be called… — Hugh Acheson Copy Share Image
When I get ready to go out, it's half hour and we're out of the door. I don't want to waste time getting ready:… — Meghan Markle Copy Share Image
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
If you feel compelled to give a New Year's Eve party, don't invite people to arrive too early or they'll go off the boil… — Jilly Cooper Copy Share Image
Sometimes I don't want to stand around a room full of strangers, chitchatting about nothing, so I'll come late to a party - and… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
My husband Charlie says I get ready five minutes before I go out the door. I am one of those people who can't do… — Konnie Huq Copy Share Image
Usually I have to leave parties early - just when the action is beginning. — Evonne Goolagong Cawley Copy Share Image
“Don't rush in order to have things done early. Be prepared before you set off. That's the rule. However, this does not mean that… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Our concept of a family holiday was going to a guest house in the Lake district or Wales where walking was part of the… — Roger Bannister Copy Share Image
Whoever expects to walk peacefully in the world must be money's guest. — Norman O. Brown Copy Share Image
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“THE UNFORGIVEN Tell me if you've ever had to deal with these kinds of people: The kind who take and don't give. The kind… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
I've gotten to portray things in [Christopher Guest's] movies that I wouldn't have in others. — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do… — Peg Kehret Copy Share Image
Comedy scares me a lot. I feel like it's way harder than drama. I think my safety net is definitely drama, and I would… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was… — April Winchell Copy Share Image
It's different as a guest as opposed to being a star of a series. A guest star is a whole different responsibility. It's much… — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
For I, who hold sage Homer's rule the best, Welcome the coming, speed the going guest. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
When you're running for president, you're a guest in the living room for four years. And if people don't think you're going to be… — David Brooks Copy Share Image