Ems Quote by Norm MacDonald Download Open image “Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.” — Norm MacDonald ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ems Like Right Theater Theaters Theatre Think Thinking Whenever
I don't really like doing big stand-up. Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up. I've seen… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater. — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing… — Jon Glaser Copy Share Image
I don't like to go to theaters, because I don't like the way most people behave in theaters. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I've been a stand-up now for over two decades and I am lucky enough to enjoy the privilege of being able to tour and… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
When I come out to do my stand-up set, I pretty much get bombarded with lines from movies. You try to play off it… — Kevin Heffernan Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about stand-up is that it is the opposite of making a film. — Brett Goldstein Copy Share Image
Stand-up keeps you on your toes because it's instant. With TV and movies, you have to wait for the numbers to come in to… — Mo'Nique Copy Share Image
I've been doing stand-up since I was 19. There have been times I've had to step away because of my schedule, but now I'm… — Bobby Bones Copy Share Image
When I come out to do my stand-up set, I pretty much get bombarded with lines from movies. You try to play off it… — Kevin Heffernan Copy Share Image
If you want people to come to theaters, you better do something different. — Douglas Trumbull Copy Share Image
In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless you're Robin Williams or someone that can… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
After months of speculation, the sitcom star Ellen DeGeneres admitted that yes, she's gay. Inspired by her courage, today, diet-guru Richard Simmons admitted that… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
So much in L.A. is waiting. It's so irritating. That's what's good about stand-up. You can go away, and you don't have to sit… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus. — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
I don't write my own publicity materials, I just read 'em and give 'em the OK. — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
Some things in this world just ain't meant to be, not in the times we want 'em to, and the heart has to hold… — James McBride Copy Share Image
I've always said about 50% of what happens at a concert has to do with the audience. If you play for a dead audience… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
My mother knew how to read music and everything. But I just kinda learned off of records. And so, I was listening to records… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Those Aussie rugby fans are a bunch of sore losers. I hate 'em all. — Jonny Wilkinson Copy Share Image
This world o' God's is brighter Than we ever dream or know; Its burdens growin' lighter- An' it's Love that makes 'em so! An'… — Frank Lebby Stanton Copy Share Image
If you really serious ’bout helpin’ somebody, crawl down in the ditch with ’em, bandage up their wounds, and stick with ’em until they… — Denver Moore Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm a wimp and even my own band hates me. Oh, well. I guess I'll just flip 'em the bird! — Black Francis Copy Share Image
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