Humorous Quote by Naima Simone Download Open image ““Obviously life was a mean girl, and she was its bitch.”” — Naima Simone ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Life Mean girl
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