Answers Quote by Mitch Hedberg

'Do you have a cell phone?' Translation: I want your number but I don't want to make this awkward.

— Anonymous

I'm trying to be there when my number is called and even when my number is not called.

— DeSean Jackson

There's random people calling my phone: 'Your mother gave me your number.' My mother has tried to set me up so many times long-distance.

— Yvonne Orji

“What is my Phone Number”

— Redzuan

I can't give my phone number out. My phone number would be everywhere - everybody and their mom would be calling me.

— Deon Cole

All I can do is come in and work hard and hope my number is called.

— Tavon Austin

“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m also hungry, so maybe that caller could order…

— Jarod Kintz

I'm trying to phase out my availability on the phone. People call you when you're walking down the street and say the most random…

— Nico Muhly

I try my best when I get an opportunity and my number gets called.

— Frank Gore

Sometimes you have to suck it up and call a number.

— Darrell Royal

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get…

— Mitch Hedberg

“I remember my first cell phone number still. I may call it and ask to speak to myself from eight years ago. If they…

— Jarod Kintz