Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I'd be more than willing to give names and phone numbers of every makeup artist I worked with. — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Scandal has a thousand stringers; good news doesn't know the editor's phone number. — William Raspberry Copy Share Image
Yo, you don't think you're going under? I got a bullet with your name, your address, and your phone number. — Kool G Rap Copy Share Image
I do have a really good memory. I mean, like, I can remember all the phone numbers of everybody on the street… — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
Friends call me Hitch. Maybe it can be turned into a 900-phone number. People would pay to talk to me. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
It's created a very real chilling effect among our sources. They've become nervous about talking with us. They don't want their phone… — Gary Pruitt Copy Share Image
I don't look at women as groupies. To me, a groupie is a stalker. If you're a fan, then you're a fan.… — Tyrese Gibson Copy Share Image
ESPN Zone was probably the coolest thing I could do [making "Hardball"]. But Navy Pier was the other thing. I'd take my… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
I was in L.A. in '08. It was a cold Saturday night. I had spread my phone number out to a score… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me.… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so… — Zack Ryder Copy Share Image
You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
My first love is my mother. She did so much for us as children as a single parent. I watched her make… — Betty Wright Copy Share Image
Because computers have memories, we imagine that they must be something like our human memories, but that is simply not true. Computer… — Alan Cooper Copy Share Image
Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see… — John Green Copy Share Image
You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
It's amazing how much time and money can be saved in the world of dating by close attention to detail. A white… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you get the… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
I did something rather innovative that my competitors didn't like: I took out a full-page advertisement in the Yellow Pages that listed… — Kevin Harrington Copy Share Image
When it comes to telephone calls, nobody is listening to your telephone calls. That's not what this program is about. ... What… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I'll give you my phone number. When you worry, call me. I'll make you happy. — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
Dream stompers are people who want to stomp on your hopes and dreams. Lose their phone numbers — Jordan Belfort Copy Share Image
Intuitively you want some place [such as your phone] to store phone numbers, so you have that part of your brain to… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
I keep my phone number unlisted and rely on my associates to handle all voice mail, e-mail, faxes. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
I can't give my phone number out. My phone number would be everywhere - everybody and their mom would be calling me. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
my friends don't seem to be friends at all but people whose phone numbers I haven't lost. — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time. — Dani Levy Copy Share Image
This is a different - a different era, a different war, Stretch. So what we're - people are changing phone numbers and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
In places like India with smartphones, there's an app now for women if they're in a violent situation, they can press one… — Melinda Gates Copy Share Image
The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When I was 15, I left school to start a magazine, and it became a success because I wouldn't take no for… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
![“ESPN Zone was probably the coolest thing I could do [making "Hardball"]. But Navy Pier was the other thing. I'd take my bicycle and ride down to Navy Pier and just hang out. Try to get a phone number or something. That was my thing.” quote by Michael B. Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/407/michael-b-jordan-3540_bicycle_espn-zone-was-probably-the-coolest-thing_1162825.jpg)
![“I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally. If I get trolled, [my friends will send me] an email with the person's Social Security number, phone number, pictures of his family, his business, his spouse. I see this…” quote by Margaret Cho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/653/margaret-cho-1136_doing-things_i-m-really-bad-with-trolls-because-i-hav_1475968.jpg)
![“Intuitively you want some place [such as your phone] to store phone numbers, so you have that part of your brain to do other tasks.” quote by Bill Nye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b2a/bill-nye-1613_brain_intuitively-you-want-some-place-such-as_1363168.jpg)
