I do have a really good memory. I mean, like, I can remember all the phone numbers of everybody on the street… — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number, but often they'll use too many letters? "Call 1-800-I-Really-Enjoy-Brand-New-Carpeting."… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It's created a very real chilling effect among our sources. They've become nervous about talking with us. They don't want their phone… — Gary Pruitt Copy Share Image
Yo, you don't think you're going under? I got a bullet with your name, your address, and your phone number. — Kool G Rap Copy Share Image
I don't look at women as groupies. To me, a groupie is a stalker. If you're a fan, then you're a fan.… — Tyrese Gibson Copy Share Image
I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I was in L.A. in '08. It was a cold Saturday night. I had spread my phone number out to a score… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
If you are a reporter trying to find out what the hell's going on in government now, you have a devilish time.… — Ted Gup Copy Share Image
It's amazing how much time and money can be saved in the world of dating by close attention to detail. A white… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Can I add a class? Do you have a problem with letting me audit 8th grade American Civics? Can you get the… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
Because computers have memories, we imagine that they must be something like our human memories, but that is simply not true. Computer… — Alan Cooper Copy Share Image
ESPN Zone was probably the coolest thing I could do [making "Hardball"]. But Navy Pier was the other thing. I'd take my… — Michael B. Jordan Copy Share Image
In places like India with smartphones, there's an app now for women if they're in a violent situation, they can press one… — Melinda Gates Copy Share Image
My first love is my mother. She did so much for us as children as a single parent. I watched her make… — Betty Wright Copy Share Image
Intuitively you want some place [such as your phone] to store phone numbers, so you have that part of your brain to… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
I did something rather innovative that my competitors didn't like: I took out a full-page advertisement in the Yellow Pages that listed… — Kevin Harrington Copy Share Image
I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Scandal has a thousand stringers; good news doesn't know the editor's phone number. — William Raspberry Copy Share Image
I'll give you my phone number. When you worry, call me. I'll make you happy. — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so… — Zack Ryder Copy Share Image
"Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see… — John Green Copy Share Image