Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'd be more than willing to give names and phone numbers of every makeup artist I worked with. — Shannen Doherty Copy Share Image
Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me.… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Friends call me Hitch. Maybe it can be turned into a 900-phone number. People would pay to talk to me. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I can't give my phone number out. My phone number would be everywhere - everybody and their mom would be calling me. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time. — Dani Levy Copy Share Image
I keep my phone number unlisted and rely on my associates to handle all voice mail, e-mail, faxes. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
Dream stompers are people who want to stomp on your hopes and dreams. Lose their phone numbers — Jordan Belfort Copy Share Image
Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
This is a different - a different era, a different war, Stretch. So what we're - people are changing phone numbers and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The most important, the longest lasting, the strongest emotional, and the most practiced memories are the ones that are embedded the deepest… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
When I was 15, I left school to start a magazine, and it became a success because I wouldn't take no for… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
You don't look for jobs. You don't phone up 10 clubs and say, Here I am. You are offered the job. I… — Sven-Goran Eriksson Copy Share Image
If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When it comes to telephone calls, nobody is listening to your telephone calls. That's not what this program is about. ... What… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Most people put their childhood away as if it was an old hat. They forget it as if it was a phone… — Erich Kastner Copy Share Image
I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards'… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
