Diets Quote by Mitch Hedberg

My first commercial ever was a Dr. Pepper commercial. And then I did a Mountain Dew commercial. A lot of soft drinks.

— Milo Ventimiglia

Your like Dr. Pepper, 23 flavors of deliciousness!!!

— Anonymous

This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.

— Woody Allen

...the pepper is beginning to show signs of strain, and tonight should grace a salad. It has been suggested that I am a cannibal…

— Edward Weston

I always wished that when I order food it comes out how it is in the commercials.

— Anonymous

I loved cutting together simple commercials about margarine or soft drinks - all kinds of silly products - but I tried to make the…

— Renny Harlin

“The Pepper Sisters," Falk told him, "I think you just got an eyeful of the new ad campaign for their dairy." "Were those the…

— Ginn Hale

For conspiracy, I know not how it tastes, though it be dished For me to try how.

— William Shakespeare

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the…

— Philip DeFranco

We have to get out there and explain that imperfect tastes just as good.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

I have been known to go to the grocery store and just buy pepperoni. There's just something fantastic about salty, fatty meats.

— Rachel Nichols

I did a lot of commercials early on, and I remember the first commercial I ever got was for a product called Funyuns. I…

— Paula Garces