You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a point in me where it's beyond sad, seeing the state of the world today. It's so screwed up. It's terrible,… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
I doubt trees are ever told to 'be the screwed-up ninth-grader.' — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
In the strengthening the core job, a leader can draw on their past experiences. After all, in most cases they did the… — Scott D. Anthony Copy Share Image
When you are a screwed up person, you have a responsibility to keep your normal friends from getting walked on. 'Cos, how… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
If you have had no tension in your life, never been screwed up by problems, your mortality well within your own grasp,… — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
We're putting all of our energy into making it right. And we have already had several software updates. We've got a huge… — Tim Cook Copy Share Image
You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I screwed up. It's all on me. I know that...All these hiccups I have, they must be for a reason. All this… — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
My mom was never afraid to say, 'I'm sorry. I screwed up.' I feel like that's an important lesson. — Miranda Lambert Copy Share Image
I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up. — Jonathan Aitken Copy Share Image
This is so classic. Government comes along under the guise of fairness, fixes something, gonna make it fair, gonna make it equal,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
My first big acting performance was in the Marilyn Monroe biography piece, and it required frontal nudity. I talked to Mira Sorvino,… — Ashley Judd Copy Share Image
I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
As I say the words, I realize how true they are. And maybe that's the trick to getting through it, through life:… — Lisa Ann Sandell Copy Share Image
I don't know if child actors are necessarily more screwed up than most people. — Rider Strong Copy Share Image
I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented. — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
There are very few films or plays or anything about really happy people with perfect lives. Everyone is usually screwed up in… — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
One of the torturous things about my job is that, as time goes on, you get more and more clarity on all… — Matt Cohler Copy Share Image
By the way, you guys seriously screwed up just now. (Nero) We know. (They said in unison.) Yeah, well, what you don’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
