Boat Quote by Mitch Hedberg

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

— John Barrymore

Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

— Benjamin Franklin

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

— Sanjaya Malakar

I love a tequila shot. You should try it with brown sugar instead of the salt, and orange instead of the lemon. Amazing.

— Michelle Keegan

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with…

— Hugh Laurie

I found out water can be drunk straight.

— Billy Carter

When life gives you lemons I say fuck lemonade. Take it with a shot of tequila.

— Anonymous

When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!

— Evenor

If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.

— Anonymous

When life throws you lemons, throw them back and scream How does THIS lemonade taste?!?

— DaniAlla And Her BFF

In trouble waters I had to learn how to float

— Jay-Z

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

— Anonymous