Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good.”

— Sue Grafton

“I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.”

— Lucy Robinson

“You may want to reconsider. Cheese sticks will take residency on your ass," I respond with a sarcastic smile, tilting my head to the…

— Ashley Wilcox

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.”

— Jim Butcher

“Hanson looked at me like I'd just claimed I could make a nuclear bomb out of laundry detergent, string, and a can of baked…

— Marshall Thornton

“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?”

— H.M. Forester

“I'll have a banana and crayon sandwich, please.”

— Garnglegut the Confused

I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would…

— Mitch Hedberg

“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”

— Lauren Conrad

“My God, Joseph, your toasted sandwiches are the fucking shit. You do know that right?”

— Beth Ashworth

“If you want to keep your own teeth, make your own sandwiches.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth…

— Rob Thurman