Baked beans Quote by Marshall Thornton

“I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.”

— Mitch Hedberg

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.”

— Jim Butcher

“There are only two things I can do better than most people. One of them is to make vodka from goats’ milk, and the…

— Jonas Jonasson

“I'm often in a situation that I have to prepare a pudding for surprise guests, only to find that the only thing I have…

— Clarissa Dickson Wright

“At that moment he could have said the earth was made of chocolate pudding and I would have believed it.”

— Neal Shusterman

“Wonderful. Gives a whole new meaning to flour power. You'll undoubtedly change the world, one fruitcake at a time.”

— Kimberly Frost

“I wouldn't eat too many of those [half-baked ideas] if I were you. They may look good, but you can get terribly sick of…

— Norton Juster

“I brought a fruit basket. Instead of wicker, it’s made of fruit. Specifically, banana peels. I made it myself.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines…

— Ree Drummond

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

“That's what spies do, right? They walk to the bakery and buy a loaf of bread everyday - perfectly normal - until one day…

— Robin Sloan

“But to me it sounded like someone throwing a roll of paper towels and a can of frosting into an oven and saying, "You…

— Lisa Kleypas