Bed Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>”

— Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

“Then you can eat in bed.I'll make you a plate and-" "And the day I eat in bed I better be dying.Food leaves crumbs.That…

— Michele Sinclair

She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

— Wandini

“If I choose to take the time and make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all we need -- not all…

— Glenn Hefley

“i do not eat breakfast. i never eat breakfast. I haven't eaten breakfast since I was able to walk out the back door without…

— David Levithan

I can't stand bed and breakfasts. I don't want to have to have breakfast with people.

— Kelly Reichardt

“Hoping to get a head start on the next day, I eat breakfast the night before. That way I can sleep in until two…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes I just can't face going through with breakfast.”

— John Berendt

If you want breakfast in bed. Sleep in the kitchen.

— Babloo

“I want my breakfast.”

— Megan Whalen Turner

“Breakfast isn't breakfast without breakfast.”

— Laura C Goodwin

I usually wake up far after breakfast. So I have no other choice but to go straight to dinner.

— Marilyn Manson