Bed Quote by Mitch Hedberg

“Then a month after Bernard’s sixteenth birthday, Sir Aubrey came down to breakfast, and so did Dudley and so did Joan. They helped themselves…

— Eva Ibbotson

It was time for me to spend more time with my wife. I'm not saying I do spend more time with my wife, because…

— Alex Ferguson

I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked.…

— Chic Murray

Should it be prohibited for private entities such as a church, bed and breakfast or retirement neighborhood that doesn't want noisy children? Absolutely not.

— Rand Paul

I remember being in North Dakota and meeting women who stayed in bed and watched 'Law & Order: SVU' all day, waiting for their…

— Nia DaCosta

“If I had suspected that this day would determine the course of the rest of my life, I’d obviously have stayed in bed.”

— Jutta Profijt

“Any day you don’t learn something new is a day you should have stayed in bed.”

— Jerome A. Gottschalk

“If I didn’t have a job, I might have stayed in bed until I rotted.”

— Claire Cook

I want to buy my mother a huge house in New Orleans so she can open up a bed and breakfast.

— Luke James

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Do you ever find yourself climbing into an open grave during a bombing raid and wish you'd just stayed in bed?

— Ransom Riggs

The tourist business is a trap, it is a tained honey; Man clearly should have stayed in bed, and not invented money.

— Kenneth E. Boulding