Actresses Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Actresses Funny Girl Humor Mets Numbers This girl
“The cute girl at the bar asked for my number. I told her I’m number one. Then I gave her the area code and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If you meet a girl, you meet a girl. It's normal, so if you exchange numbers, whatevs, it's cool. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Every time my number was called, I tried to make the best of it. — Cordarrelle Patterson Copy Share Image
This blonde chick called me the other day. I couldn't stop laughing at her, because the first thing she said was, can I have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7 digits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can't remember my telephone number, but I know it was in the high numbers. — John Maynard Keynes Copy Share Image
Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I feel excited about getting older as an actress, too. I think there are some amazing opportunities around the corner and I don't need… — Sutton Foster Copy Share Image
I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
I've been told before, and I tend to believe it, I'm not like most actresses out there. — Moira Kelly Copy Share Image
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. — Lawrence Schiller Copy Share Image
By the time I was seventeen, I was on my way to Hollywood and didn't look back. My family is supportive now, but like… — Amber Heard Copy Share Image
There are a lot of great actresses out there. You learn to appreciate each one for what they offer. — Victoria Pratt Copy Share Image
I want to be fulfilled creatively as an actress and get to be in roles that are meaningful and impactful. I hope the same… — Amandla Stenberg Copy Share Image
There's certain things I try to avoid, as an actress, just to keep my world from being as narrow as it could be. — Famke Janssen Copy Share Image
All the baggage that comes with fame, being an actress. The down side to it is the intrusion into your life and this expectation… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
As a black actress you've got to work doubly hard. But it doesn't ever get me to the point where I give up on… — Naturi Naughton Copy Share Image
