Backwards Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Backwards Cab Cab drivers Drivers Funny Humor Motivation
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I guess I lost my way, there were so many roads. I was living to run, and running to live, never worried about paying… — Bob Seger Copy Share Image
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I never really drove a cab, but I do have a hack license in case of emergencies - like no money. — Harry Chapin Copy Share Image
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
As an assemblymember, I went on a hunger strike with yellow cab drivers to win more than $450 million in debt relief. — Zohran Mamdani Copy Share Image
When you want to take a cab, there's no cab for you. When you don't want to take a cab, there's alot of cab. — âebel-s Copy Share Image
My dad gave me threepence to pay the fine but I spent it on a Wagon Wheel — Brenda Blethyn Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm just always looking forwards. I spend very little time, looking backwards. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
A historian is not always a prophet facing backwards, but a journalist is always someone who afterwards knew everything beforehand. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
Now, success is not the result of making money; making money is the result of success - and success is in direct proportion to… — Earl Nightingale Copy Share Image
Can anyone be so foolish as to believe that there are men whose feet are higher than their heads, or places where things may… — Lactantius Copy Share Image
I took a little break - I was coming back to work and the last thing I was going to do was take a… — Nia Long Copy Share Image
We have different expectations for different groups of people. We tend to modulate the degree with which we're forgiving or punitive depending on how… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
You know what, if you play 'She Looks So Perfect' backwards... you just listen to it. — Luke Hemmings Copy Share Image
Nursing is a progressive art such that to stand still is to go backwards. — Florence Nightingale Copy Share Image
