Cab Quote by Jimmy Fallon Download Open image “The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.” — Jimmy Fallon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cab Cab drivers Drivers Funny Humorous Motivation One thing Taxi Trying Witty
When you want to take a cab, there's no cab for you. When you don't want to take a cab, there's alot of cab. — âebel-s Copy Share Image
Are you trying to get run over by a cab? Don't be ridiculous. We could never get a cab that easily in this neighborhood — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I never really drove a cab, but I do have a hack license in case of emergencies - like no money. — Harry Chapin Copy Share Image
I dont pay for cabs if Im too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house &… — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
I've endured humiliating experiences trying to get a cab in the various cities I've visited and lived in. Available taxis - as indicated by… — Jenna Wortham Copy Share Image
You'd never think of taking a cab if you had to walk a mile down Chicago's Michigan Avenue. But in a bad city you… — Helmut Jahn Copy Share Image
Don't let any man into your cab, your home, or your heart, unless he's a friend of labor. — Jimmy Hoffa Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I'm… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You'd never think of taking a cab if you had to walk a mile down Chicago's Michigan Avenue. But in a bad city you… — Helmut Jahn Copy Share Image
You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Richard Price, who has made a fortune writing fake ghetto books, says he takes a cab into the ghetto, transcribes Black speech for a… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
We are about to part," said Neville. "Here are the boxes; here are the cabs. There is Percival in his billycock hat. He will forget me. He will leave my letters lying about among guns and dogs unaswered. I shall send him poems and he will perhaps reply with a picture post card. But it is for that that I… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share
Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake… — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Somalis have made my city of Wilmington, Delaware, [their home] on a smaller scale. There is a large, very identifiable Somali community, i might… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
I'm like Cab Calloway: I love the entertainment, and I've loved entertaining people ever since I was little. — Wyclef Jean Copy Share Image
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
It's about how whenever I fall in love, I have these expectations of the experience being a perfect dream, which, of course, ruins it. I imagine cradling my lover's head in my lap in a cab in the middle of the night, and drinking champagne in an elegant hotel suite. But life's rarely like that, and I usually end up… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share