Comedy Quote by Mitch Albom Download Open image “I would lying if I said I would laugh in the face of death.” — Mitch Albom ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Death Face Face Death Faces Ifs Laugh Laugh Face Laughing Laughter Lying Lying Said Said Said Laugh Would
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“He wondered how it was fair that your dying should depend so much on when you were born.” — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
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Giving to other people makes me feel alive. Not my car or my house. Not what I look like in the mirror. When I… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
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