Laughing Quote by Claudette Colbert Download Open image “If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.” — Claudette Colbert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Laughing Laughter
I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might. — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
I steeled myself against laughter; I would rather die than laugh. I didn’t laugh, I did not laugh. But I died, I did die. — Miranda July Copy Share Image
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I… — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
I've always believed that acting is instinct to start with; you either have it or you don't. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
“Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.” — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! It is the jester! A voice from the Void, to cheer poor Cicero! I accept your gift, dearest Night Mother.… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
(knitting while on a motorcycle) "For several years she knitted in secret (my father would not approve; she was to concentrate on motorcycling and… — Elizabeth Zimmermann Copy Share Image
I really enjoy making people laugh; I've discovered that's a great technique. That's as powerful as stirring their sorrow, stirring their compassion, because that… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
We do not claim that punning is legitimate wit. Wit consists in combination of ideas, punning in combination of words only. We wonder at… — Harriet Hosmer Copy Share Image
Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The spring came suddenly, bursting upon the world as a child bursts into a room, with a laugh and a shout and hands full… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
For war to man, like childbirth to women, is simplifying in its emotions and activities. All the real problems of life can be put… — Pearl S. Buck Copy Share Image
The major caveat in all of comedy is that it's all instinctive. There's no true criteria. There is no right or wrong. Ultimately, often… — Larry Charles Copy Share Image
In theater, one of the biggest problems when you're rehearsing comedy over and over again is that you stop laughing at each other. — Lauren Ashley Carter Copy Share Image
