Humorous Quote by Mercedes Lackey

“If you want something spoken about, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.”

— Margaret Thatcher

“Hey, if you want something done right, don't ask me.”

— Si Robertson

“When it is said that it was done to please a woman, there ought perhaps to be enough to explain anything; for what a…

— Charles W. Chesnutt

“It appears, Mister Lipwig, that you do not understand the nature of our relationship. I ask, very politely, for you to achieve something, bearing…

— Terry Pratchett

“When it comes to men, it's often easier done than said.”

— Michele Weiner-Davis

“I want you. I want you now, in every way a man can want a woman.”

— Julia Quinn

“When you make sexiness your priority you make it difficult for your man to take you for granted quiet so easily.”

— Lebo Grand

“You wonder what it must be like to be a man, to be so confident that the final say is yours.”

— Taylor Jenkins Reid

“Is there anything sexier than the noises a man makes during sex?”

— Belle Aurora

“God, this is why I can never live with women. They go off into corners and think, maybe it’s this, maybe it’s that. Ask,…

— Sophie Page

“Your woman’s satisfaction is mandatory, and any man who thinks otherwise is less than a man.”

— Mz. Robinson

“Girls, have I taught you nothing. Ask for what you want. Men are stupid. They will do what we ask.”

— T.L. Swan