Human race Quote by Mark Twain

“Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.”

— Mark Twain

“Bring down the curtain, the farce is played out.”

— Francois Rabelais

“Oh, hell." He landed beside me, soft-footed on the pine needles. "This is beginning to have all the elements of a farce, isn't it?…

— Mary Stewart

“...,you bunch of greedy fartsouls.”

— David Wong

“What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan.”

— Robert Bevan

“Sometimes I think hanging out with boys would be an awful lot simpler. And then I remember how much they like to make fart…

— Lauren Henderson

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy…

— Kingsley Amis

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!”

— Kurt Vonnegut