Skip to content

Business Quote by Mark Twain

Download Open image

““Satan must have been pretty simple, even according to the New Testament, or he wouldn't have led Christ up on a high mountain and offered him the world if he would fall down and worship him. That was a manifestly absurd proposition, because Christ, as the Son of God, already owned the world; and besides, what Satan showed him was only a few rocky acres of Palestine. It is just as if some one should try to buy Rockefeller, the owner of all the Standard Oil Company, with a gallon of kerosene.””

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (9 ratings)

Business God New testament Satan Son of god

More by Mark Twain

Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.

Image

If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could…

Image

“The Creator sat upon the throne, thinking. Behind him stretched the illimitable continent of heaven, steeped in a glory of light and color; before…

Image

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

Image

“It is never wrong to do the right thing.”

Image

A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually…

Image

There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

Image

I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get…

Image

The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get…

Image

“As far as I can see, Italy, for fifteen hundred years, has turned all her energies, all her finances, and all her industry to…

Image

Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.

Image

Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either…

Image

Explore all 3,277 Mark Twain quotes

More Business quotes

Companies with cultures that celebrate diverse opinions and encourage the exchange of ideas have an advantage when solving difficult problems. A company that doesn't…

Image

You can laugh at me, but I understand show business.

Image

“Start a business, not a startup”

Image

“Take some books and read; that’s an immense help; and books are always good company if you have the right sort.”

Louisa May Alcott

Image

I'm a business first and foremost so whatever my business is, it's separate from my personal. It's like whatever I do business wise, it's…

Image

Many early-stage entrepreneurs make one simple mistake: Describing this 'big picture' in vague concepts and words.

Image

Nobody has a crystal ball, and part of evolving a business plan is to say, 'I might have said we're going left, but I…

Image

I think a business guy is different from an artist. They walk different paths. Artists create the best outputs when they're having fun. And…

Image

“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,…

Image

If you have a different mindset, you will have a different outcome: if you make different choices from your peers, your life will then…

Image

“Some say the Earth is angry Because he wants no company; I say the Earth is angry Because he lives alone.”

Image

If the State does not acquire supremacy over [vast private] enterprises, it becomes their puppet, and they become the real State.

Bertrand Russell

Image

Browse all 38,995 Business quotes