Banker Quote by Mark Twain

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

— Mark Twain

A banker is a person who gives you an umbrella when it's sun and who takes it away when it starts raining.

— FJLobato

Banker: One who lends you an umbrella on a fine day and demands it back when it rains.

— Anonymous

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

— Robert Frost

“A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return.”

— Jarod Kintz

When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him...that's where the money is.

— Anonymous

Tell a woman it's going to rain, and she'll get out the umbrellas. Well, in the matter of money, there's always the chance of…

— Sarah Ban Breathnach

“Take an umbrella, it's raining.”

— John Patrick

“Why put out your umbrella when the sun is shining? Enjoy the sunshine.”

— Tanya van Rooyen

“They piss on your leg, tell you it’s raining, and then offer to sell you an umbrella with a smile.”

— Elliott Kay

“BE THE BANK, NOT THE BANKER”

— Robert T. Kiyosaki

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

— George Carlin