Bankers and banks Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Banker: One who lends you an umbrella on a fine day and demands it back when it rains.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bankers and banks Fine day Funny Irony
A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A banker is a person who gives you an umbrella when it's sun and who takes it away when it starts raining. — FJLobato Copy Share Image
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
“A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it. — Herbert V. Prochnow Copy Share Image
One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him...that's where the money is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A money-lender--he serves you in the present tense; he lends you in the conditional mood; keeps you in the conjunctive; and ruins you in… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Tell a woman it's going to rain, and she'll get out the umbrellas. Well, in the matter of money, there's always the chance of… — Sarah Ban Breathnach Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is too much sour grapes for my taste in the present American attitude. The time to denounce the bankers was when we were… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A banker is a person who gives you an umbrella when it's sun and who takes it away when it starts raining. — FJLobato Copy Share Image
My agency in promoting the passage of the National Banking Act was the greatest mistake of my life. It has built up a monopoly… — Salmon P. Chase Copy Share Image
The modern banking system manufactures money out of nothing. The process is perhaps the most astounding piece of sleight-of-hand that was ever invented. — Josiah Stamp Copy Share Image
Nothing but widespread suffering will produce any effect on Congress — Nicholas Biddle Copy Share Image
I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
It is no accident that banks resemble temples, preferably Greek, and that the supplicants who come to perform the rites of deposit and withdrawal… — Lewis H. Lapham Copy Share Image
The Government should create, issue, and circulate all the currency and credits needed to satisfy the spending power of the Government and the buying… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
The issuing power [of money] should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I am afraid the ordinary citizen will not like to be told that the banks can, and do, create money...And they who control the… — Reginald McKenna Copy Share Image
Each central banksought to dominate its government by its ability to control Treasury loans, to manipulate foreign exchanges, to influence the level of economic… — Carroll Quigley Copy Share Image