Wrong direction Quote by Mark Schatzker

“The chicken came first. Now, can we please move on?”

— Ron Brackin

“But as with my grandmother's cooking, the food wasn't food. It was story: ours was the dad who liked to take safe chances, who…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes when it's…

— Terry Pratchett

“I love chicken sooo much! I could eat it all the time. Then I would get sick...”

— Sarah Willey

“Rather than making you never want to eat chicken again, it simply makes you angry. It makes you hold a grudge. You'll eat chicken…

— david rakoff

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.

— Thom Yorke

“I love eating chicken”

— Bastille

“We had never eaten our own chickens but we delighted in eating their eggs. No matter how hot the summer became, they always presented…

— Victoria Twead

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“Stories, like food, lose their flavor if cooked in a hurry.”

— Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o

“wasn’t a live chicken—that would not have been kind to the chicken—but a whole, plucked chicken.”

— Cathy Lamb

I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context…

— Ryan North