Comedy Quote by Marion Zimmer Bradley

“Whoever corrects a mocker invites insult. ”

— C.D. Baker

They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously.…

— Ally Carter

Humor heals the heckler.

— Gerald C. Meyers

“HECKLER: Say something funny! COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.”

— J. Ross Clara

“If you were trying to startle us half to death, you succeeded,” she told him as she closed the distance between them. He responded…

— Lindsey Brookes

“At the checkout, the blond cashier asked, “Did anybody help you?” “Yes,” Ginika said. “Chelcy or Jennifer?” “I’m sorry, I don’t remember her name.”…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone…

— Godfrey

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.

— Peter Ustinov

“Alyssa shrugged. “I think we know the routine.” “You do, but there’s still a…stiffness because y’all aren’t completely comfortable with it, and it shows…

— Robin Alexander

“Eric, my German hairdresser, was waiting for me in the large dressing room upstairs. He’d cut my auburn hair since I was six and…

— Ree Drummond

“Preacher Henry Ward Beecher said, “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It is jolted by every pebble…

— Ted Cunningham

I was once having an argument with this table of people at a Christmas gig in central London and at the end of the…

— Lou Sanders