Humorous Quote by Los Angeles Times

“I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in my eggs, no matter how scrambled I like them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The way I see it, all governments are just a different flavour of bastard.”

— Mike Brooks

“The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Politics is a matter of leading other people. Admittedly not where they want to go, but where they ought to go.”

— Peter Prange

“Our politics are overrun with characters acting at the behest of shadows.”

— Charles M. Blow

“It's exhausting. When everything's a deliberate political stance. Even if it's interesting.”

— A.S. Byatt

“It all seemed like an election fable, like many that had been cooked up to confuse the voters about the integrity of the election.”

— Donna Brazile

“Politics was often not only unnecessary, but sometimes also unnecessarily complicated.”

— Jonas Jonasson

“Everything begins in mystery and ends in politics.”

— Charles Péguy

“Political life must be taken as you find it.”

— Disraeli

“Each thinking mind is a political mind.”

— Zaman Ali

“It's often said that life is strange, ah yes, but compared to what?”

— Steve Forbert