First time Quote by Lewis Black

I've never been so star struck in my life as when I met President Obama and Bill Clinton... and at the same time, no…

— Megan Hilty

I'm glad it was me and not you, Mr. President.

— Anton Cermak

I was from the bush, watching Greg Norman on TV, but it was a world away.

— Stuart Appleby

So if you ever felt something behind you, when you weren't even one, like welcome heat, like a bulb, like a sun, trying to…

— Martin Amis

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he said somebody…

— Rich Fulcher

I was suddenly overwhelmed by what an incredible person this boy was, standing in front of me, and by the fact that he was…

— Maggie Stiefvater

..and that was the one distinct time in my life, the strangest moment of all, when I didnt know who I was

— Jack Kerouac

I've tried to become someone else for a while, only to discover that he, too, was me.

— Stephen Dunn

I remember once I had lunch with George W Bush, his father, and Condoleezza Rice. Then I went home to find my dog and…

— Jeff Kinney

Just when I most needed important conversation, a sniff of the man-wide world, that is, at least one brainy companion who could translate my…

— Grace Paley

I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed.

— Ozzy Osbourne

I was at a White House Correspondents' Dinner, and I met Bobby Jindal, and we had a perfectly lovely twenty minute conversation.

— Cenk Uygur