Humorous Quote by L.J. Smith Download Open image ““I do believe in shooting the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message.”” — L.J. Smith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
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“I'd rather cut my throat," she said. An intriguing thought. But I can do it so much more enjoyably.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“That's how I want to go. Taking my own way out and totally pissing everybody off at the end.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Mary-Lynnette had an inexplicable impulse to knock Ash flat and fall down on top of him. She'd never felt that for any boy before.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
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“Katherine," he said. He was still smiling. "Yes." She leaned closer. "Katherine..." "Yes, Damon?" "Go to hell.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Still, there was no point in hurting Damon. She loved Damon, too. “I’ll try,” she promised. “We’ll take you home,” he said. “But not… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“Wasnt it Startre who said hell was eternity spent in a room with your friends?” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
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“No, I'll dream another dream," he said. "I've made up so many things, now I'll just go into one. I'll be part of it.” — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“She started walking again. "Are you saying you didn't even want to be with her? Not even just a little?" He stopped. "How could… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
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