Funny facebook status Quote by Krystal Download Open image “Guys and their afro's man CHOP that shit off it's too hot for all that -_-” — Krystal ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Too Hot
The thing about kissing men - how do people stand it? The stubble is maddening. — John Cho Copy Share Image
I kno a couple niggas that will love to fry his hat, put a butterfly blade on his butterfly tat. — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
There came a point when I wanted to do television, and I didn't think the Afro was going to play, so I made a… — Jami Floyd Copy Share Image
Sometimes in the heart of the summer, I look at people with their faces shaved and think it'd be nice, but once you get… — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
Flow hot as a chinchilla but cold as Brazil winters. You niggas ain't even dinner, more like a beginner. — 360 Copy Share Image
Tiny jean nigga & I comes with that choppa, bitches on my dick cuz I look like they FATHER. — Lil B Copy Share Image
Them other niggas just wanna hit it, but if they had it they wouldn't know what to do with it! — Drake Copy Share Image
Hot temper, scary outcome. Here's a reason for niggas that's hatin' without one. That always let they mouth run. — Drake Copy Share Image
If niggas so hot, why they aint got what I go.t My Maybach, my watch, my Hublo. — 50 Cent Copy Share Image
What kinda nigga that be packin that iron? A nigga like the Hot Boys that just dont mind dyin. — BG Copy Share Image
Don't Waste Your Time Chasing After Somebody Who Doesn't Want You Back Or Treats You Like Shit You Deserve Better Then That Open Up… — Krystal Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When Your At Your Friends House And You Gotta Take A Really Mean Shit ! — Krystal Copy Share Image
What's The Point Of Poking People On Facebook !? Is It Another Way Of Playing Tag Your It! — Krystal Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image