Humorous Quote by Kindle Alexander

“You ate my horse?”

— C. Bailey Sims

“He ate my horse.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Were you a horse I would bid until I won you.”

— Kristi Ann Hunter

“She could tell he was wavering and had to suppress a grin. “And horses eat grass, right? She’ll find plenty of that along the…

— Lissa Bryan

“A horse blanket, Mel? I remembered what I was wearing. 'It tore in half when Hrani tried washing it. She was going to mend…

— Sherwood Smith

“Hey is for horses,”

— Perri Forrest

“Horses are the ruination of everyone, your father has a craze for them but then we all do crazy things.”

— Edna O'Brien

“Do you remember the name of the horse pills?”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“secretly he was pleased to own a horse with the sand to eat a raw cowboy.”

— Annie Proulx

“I wouldn’t want to eat any raw horse,”

— Dean Koontz

“But what about the horses? Have they always had horses here?" "Probably. Colonial words usually have horses; they're cheap local transportation,self-replicating.”

— Elizabeth Moon

“Then he looked at a car. It was odd how soon one got used to cars without horses, he thought. They used to look…

— Virginia Woolf