Funny facebook status Quote by Kenie-ann Download Open image “I dont need your shit, I can make my own. eat it!” — Kenie-ann ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Life No hope Rock bottem
I love food, man! If it doesn't eat me first, I'll pretty much eat it. — Freddie Prinze, Jr Copy Share Image
Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom! — Noah Scalin Copy Share Image
I need savory sauces, stews and pastas. I can't live without pastas. My butt, you can tell I like to eat. — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
