Humour Quote by Kate Tough

“On a shirt, every button has its own button-hole. Fix a button elsewhere and your dressing goes crazy and nasty! On earth, everyone has…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“If you choose to wear this, you’ll be marked as mine. Mine to do with as I wish. You will obey me and never…

— Tara Sue Me

“Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.”

— Fanny Merkin

“if you do not want me to break your wrist with one squeeze of my hand, you will do two things immediately, First you…

— Jen Frederick

"Keep your hands to yourself!" might almost be put at the head of the first chapter of every book on etiquette.

— Emily Post

Jack, get a grip of yourself.' I have a grip of myself.' Jack took a grip of himself. It was a most intimate grip;…

— Robert Rankin

“I write my name on my underwear. Of course, I have to first cross out the name of the previous owner. (Most of my…

— Jarod Kintz

“don't touch my stuff”

— phil spector

“don’t expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever. —T-SHIRT”

— Darynda Jones

If I'm going to take my clothes off I figured I might as well do it for something that I'm directing myself since I…

— Rachael Taylor

“For a woman who claims to be an open book, you hide so much.” He runs his thumb down the side of my neck,…

— Lexi Ryan

“Sometimes I put my fingers in my mouth / and chew on what they've done.”

— Keetje Kuipers