Comedy Quote by Johnny Carson

“Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "storms…

— Johnny Carson

There's no thunder, no lightning Just a gentle breeze To warn you that something Will bring you to your knees.

— Ronnie James Dio

You never know, lightning could strike.

— William Parrish

What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!

— Cory Doctorow

You might as well appeal against the thunderstorm.

— William Tecumseh Sherman

“Myself I love a thunderstorm better than anything. Sometimes I will run to the top of the hill to whirl around and around on…

— Lee Smith

When a storm comes, it is the trees that get uprooted. Be as humble as the grass and nothing can touch you.

— Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

You can try to steal the thunder all you want, it just reminds people I'm the lightning. You rumble in the distance. I light…

— Dane Cook

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

— John Cena

While I was living in New York a friend and I flew to Miami and travelled through a storm. I could see lightning strikes…

— Emma Willis

You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!

— Shane McMahon

If you ride like lightning, you're gonna crash like thunder.

— Ben Mendelsohn