Humorous Quote by John C. Stipa

“There was a fine thing about that trout. I only wish I could have made a death mask of him. Not of his body…

— Richard Brautigan

“In this ever changing world, there are few things that have remained constant for me. The chance of hooking a nice trout still excites…

— M.A. Bookout

“Anyone can cook a trout. The real art is in hooking the damned thing.”

— John Grisham

“Trout did another thing which some people might have considered eccentric: he called mirrors leaks. It amused him to pretend that mirrors were holes…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Oh, Mr. Trout...teach us to sing and dance and laugh and cry. We've tried to survive so long on money and sex and envy…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“The trout is still with me, as are my memories. The future is somewhere between these two forces, but it lives in mystery. The…

— Daniel J. Rice

“The old drunk told me about trout fishing. When he could talk, he had a way of describing trout as if they were a…

— Richard Brautigan

“There was a trout.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“A lone fisherman up early looking for sea trout found the first body.”

— Kate Atkinson

“If you asked me if I’d rather make love to you, or have my balls cut out with the spine of a fish, I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

“Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!”

— Shanai Campbell

“When there is abundance of fish, we need help to pull the nets.”

— JA Perez