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Cardiovascular Quote by Jimmy Carr

“Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.” quote by Jimmy Carr — Download Open image

“Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die.”

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