Humorous Quote by Jim Grayson

“You do the damnedest things in order to rile yourself up. Most people settle for doing it in an elevator, but not you. No,…

— Kim Harrison

“So help me, if you turned me into a fucking Vampire, I'll bite your dick off!”

— Amelia Hutchins

“being bitten by a vampire is not sexy”

— Allison van Diepen

I should warn you, I’m an expert on vampires. I’ve seen every episode made of Buffy, Angel, and Forever Knight, so don’t think a…

— Katie MacAlister

“Now this is a feeling I could get used to. A beautiful girl draped across my thighs and a better high than any drug…

— Chessela Helm

“I’m just trying to do the right thing. I’m a vampire.” “Duh.” “And you’re not.” “Again: duh.” “I could hurt you. I could lose…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“I don’t want to be your snack, your chew-toy, your fuck-buddy. Find a vampire to sink your fang into.”

— Nalini Singh

“In the end, though, it's all about giving back the teeth that the current 'sweetie-vamp' craze has, by and large, stolen from the bloodsuckers.…

— Stephen King

“Come on, I'm not going to bite you. I'm not a vampire.”

— J.M. Darhower

“There's only so much temptation a vampire can take.”

— Lindsay J. Pryor

“„You don't really want to do this. I'm a good vampire – I mean, like, a vampire with a soul, not that I'm really…

— Helen Keeble

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would.…

— Kiersten White