Eclairs Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eclairs Gymnast Hell Inspirational Love Trash
I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology. The material force of ideology… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
No one thinks anything silly is suitable when they are an adolescent. Such an enormous share of their own behavior is silly that they… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself,… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Almost anything can be stretched to serve more people by being added to a white sauce or canned gravy or undiluted or very slightly… — Jo Coudert Copy Share Image
